-First there were matching tattoos, then there were public declarations of love and now it appears that Lindsay Lohan will marry her lesbian lover.
-The IPhone takes screenshots of EVERYTHING that you do.
-In the U.K., women are deserting the Church in the thousands and turning to the pagan religion of Wicca.
-Nigerian militants have declared an "oil war" against foreign oil companies in Nigeria.
-Lehman Brothers has filed for bankruptcy protection as Secretary Paulson begs for someone to rescue them.
-In new remarks, Barack Obama has told the the American people that they must recognize an “obligation” for military service. If he becomes president will we have a draft?
-Failing Merrill Lynch has agreed to sell itself to Bank of America for roughly $50 billion.
-AIG, the world's largest insurance company, is also collapsing today.
-Lastly, Satan worshippers have killed and eaten four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times.
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