Mar 20, 2009

The Daily Buzz - Barack Obama Endorses U.S. Citizenship For "Law-Abiding" Illegal Aliens

-Barack Obama has endorsed U.S. citizenship for all "law-abiding" illegal immigrants.

-Obama is also naively calling for a "new beginning" with Iran.

-When asked about his bowling skills on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Obama said his bowling "was like the Special Olympics or something."

-The U.S. military is now allowing rapists and other hardcore criminals to enlist.

-The United Nations is proposing a "world oil tax".

-There are still some heroes in our society - one bus driver in New York city delivers free home-cooked meals to about 100 homeless men every night.

-Is the dollar about to experience a significant fall?

-You have to be blind not to see the massive preparations for civil unrest in America.

-According to experts, multiple threats are now endangering the world food supply.

-What is the milky way galaxy speeding towards at 14 million miles per hour?

-Easter is coming - or is it Eastre?

-God-less "congregations" are now being established for humanists and atheists.

-Planned Parenthood centers have been caught covering up statutory rape.

-Some are saying that the world's deadliest spider was found on a bunch of bananas in an Oklahoma grocery store.

-The U.S. House has passed a tax of up to 90 percent on AIG bonuses.

-Two Kentucky counties have been fined $400,000 for posting the Ten Commandments.

-Russian planes again fly extremely close to U.S. Navy ships in the Sea of Japan.

-Tax Day "tea parties" are expected to number more than 1,000.

-One woman gave birth in an airplane toilet - and then left the baby aboard.

-Lastly, some Vatican insiders are declaring this current Pope "a disaster".

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